...here, I've fallen off the other side of the stage in a botched recovery from the previous stunt...note how cool and unaffected the musicians are with all these distractions...true professionals...
this one is "Drunken Sailor" (appropriately named)
yo ho and up she rises
whaddya going do with a drunken sailor?
shave him in the belly with a rusty razor...
put him in a longboat til he's sober...
put him in a bed with the captain's daughter...
and many more things to trick the poor lad...