"Seven Drunken Nights" plus one
As i got home on Sunday night, as drunk as drunk can be... i saw a horse outside the door where my own horse should be
so i called me wife and i says to her (HEY WIFE!!), "Could you kindly tell to me... who owns that horse outside the door where my own horse should be?"
And there's a coat and a pipe and some boots and a head and some hands and a thing and a fella running out the door with his pants about his knees...
just what the sam hill is going on over here?!?